How to Debate Tim Walz

It isn’t hard to get Tim Walz to go into a spittle-spewing rage, we have seen it in interactions with citizens, in interviews where he is pushed at all and in his debates.  So I assume JD Vance, who is always calm, collected and very fast on his feet, will dance rings around Fat Timmy.  But JD should set the tone right off the bat and here is my suggestion for how he should open the debate, making it clear that Little Timmy at his core is a liar and that is all watchers should expect to hear from him during the debate–lies, exaggerations, misrepresentations.  Here is my suggested opening:

“America didn’t know much about Tim Walz before he was selected as the Vice Presidential nominee. What we have learned since is that he is an accomplished liar; a person who falsifies his personal resume repeatedly and who lies about what has happened to Minnesota under his reign–how education has been damaged, crime allowed to run rampant and business driven out of the state. He has continued that record of lying during the campaign, constantly misrepresenting the positions of President Trump and myself. Why does he lie? Because the real Tim Walz is a very small person. Because the real Tim Walz has accomplished nothing as Governor but the ruination of Minnesota. Because Kamela Harris and Tim Walz don’t have any record or policies to talk about. So they lie and as you listen to Tim Walz tonight, remember that and question whether anything he says is true.”