The Anti-Strib, Mid-March 2026 and Forward Catchup, Part 1

By March 29, 2026Commentary5 min read

March 11–in the midst of its mythological coverage of Minnesotans incredibly brave stand against removing criminal illegal immigrants, the Strib notices that the federal courts are saying what is being done to remove them is legal.  Trump thinks only citizens should vote in our elections, which would make it impossible for the DFL and Dems to cheat and win.  Children are still behind in reading after the epidemic shutdowns; give thanks to King Walz for that.  And King Walz continues his “too little, too late” efforts in regard to Minnesota government frauds; he got his money so now he thinks we should try to stop further taxpayer ripoffs.

March 12–More people lack health insurance in the state; no mention that this is in large part due to our fraud ripoffs and the large number of illegal immigrants getting “free” care that has raised costs and insurance premiums for everyone.  Metro transit ridership is down.  Yeah, it isn’t safe so no one wants to use it.  Trump doesn’t know what he is doing in Iran, as the US conducts the most successful military campaign in history to rid the world of a brutal authoritarian regime that sponsor terrorism worldwide.  Another story about snowflake Minnesotans being so damaged by the effort to remove criminal illegal immigrants.

March 13–Somalis are being booted out of the country on a fast track.  Not fast enough, given how much they steal and how little they contribute.  Medical care costs are hurting Americans–Dems did that but not stopping consolidation of providers and payers and by allowing massive fraud and running up huge bills for illegal immigrants.

March 14–More sob stories about criminal illegal immigrants being booted from the country.  The Strib notices that radical Muslims may be behind attacks on Jews and others here and elsewhere.

March 15–thank God, no paper due to non-existent snow causing impossible delivery conditions.

March 16–Although the climate hysterics, including the Strib editors, tell us there will be no more snow, the state has a record snowfall, but the Strib uses it to claim climate change is making these March storms rare.  Typical data free climate hysteria.  King Walz says he will play an active role in the midterms; Reps say they will pay him to do so, the more he is front and center the better.   The Iran war is still going badly; that is hilarious.

March 17–Iran war still going badly.  The Strib notices (actually the AP, about 90% of stories in the front section are not written by Strib reporters) that the flu vaccine was completely worthless this year, as it is most years.  A radical federal judge in Minnesota won’t recuse himself from immigration cases despite his wife’s work on the cases that come before him; why–because he is a radical Dem so the rules don’t apply to him.  Target is one of the state’s largest employers and decided to go woke a few years ago and paid the price; now it is being boycotted in the state because it dropped the woke bullshit and decided maybe they should focus on running a good business.  Minnesota is losing business and jobs rapidly, except in government, so yeah great idea to drive Target away and they will leave; they will have to to stay competitive.

March 18–A large California hospital system that rips of patients wants to acquire a large Minnesota system that rips off patients; just what we need, even higher health care costs.  Iran war going badly, because–Trump.  Climate hysteria–we are all going to die because temps will always be over 100 degrees.  The Strib notices that King Walz ignored warnings about all the fraud.

March 19–Iran war still going badly.  Radical Dem federal judges continue to make up reasons to block Trump policies, only to lose in the appeals courts.  Time for some impeachment and removals.  King Walz wants more taxes.

March 20–Climate hysteria on EPA funding.  The US debt is high–mostly due to Dems, but Reps haven’t helped.  Minnesota is fighting laws to prevent voter fraud, if we stop the fraud how will Dems stay in power.

March 21–headline snowflake article about how hard it was to live through the federal effort to remove illegal immigrants.  Climate hysteria–the Strib reports on record warmth while ignoring record cold in other parts of the world.  A typical Dem hero, Caesar Chavez, turns out to have been a sexual abuser–can you say Bill Clinton, Jesse Jackson, and on and on.  Never play by the rules you try to force on others.  Minnesotans are celebrated for their neighborliness and courage–makes you want to vomit; these people were violent toward ICE officers and were protecting criminal illegal immigrants who commit those crimes against Minnesotans.  How neighborly.

That’s enough for one session.

Kevin Roche

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