As the campaign season winds along and we follow the travails of the Walz-Harris Edsel, the entire nation has been riveted to the unending stream of lies and resume enhancers told by Little Timmy Walz, affectionately known in Minnesota as the Incompetent Blowhard, for obvious reasons. While the local media was reluctant to see Timmy endure mental health problems as a result of having his fabulations revealed, the national media, including that inclined to aid Democrats has shown no such hesitancy. And of course, Timmy being Timmy, he has taken every opportunity to open his mouth as an opportunity for yet another whopper.
So, without further ado, here is the new appellation–Topper Timmy. The reason is obvious. Some examples.
Random citizen–I served a tour of duty in Afghanistan.
Topper Timmy–that’s nothing, I was on the seal team that got Bin Laden.
Random citizen–I watched in horror as China crushed free speech in Tiananmen Square. In China, among dissidents I am known as Tiananmen Timmy.
Topper Timmy–that’s nothing, I was standing right next to the guy and tried to pull him out of the tank’s path.
Random citizen–I support women’s reproductive health rights.
Topper Timmy–that’s nothing, I have personally performed many abortions, including at 9 months.
Random citizen–I have been a teacher for many years and tried to educate our children.
Topper Timmy–that’s nothing, I have been national teacher of year 10 times and my students have gone on to with 78 Nobel prizes.
You get the point, have fun making your own, it’s easy. Just take any part of Little Timmy’s life, and exaggerate it 100 fold.
He is the only teacher that I ever heard brag that none of his students made it to an upper tier college.
Yes, Bug-Eye Tim is such a despicable teacher. And he’s so smug about not teaching them how to improve their lives. Not a exactly a ringing endorsement of your abilities there, Timmy. Much like his treachery in politics. A dumb, but cleverly mean individual such as Walz is dangerous. I’m surprised he didn’t take advantage and call out the National Guard sooner than he did. But then, in his mind maybe turning Minnepolis into an exact replica of 1945 Berlin was a good thing. You know, all those big box stores that were taking advantage of the peasants (in his mind), could burn, baby, burn. Never mind the small businesses that the “peasants” depended on for food and medication.
“Don’t worry,” says Bug-eye Tim, “I’ll fix everything, you will all be equal (equally miserable, no joy for you!). There’s just too much joy. I will tell you which doctor to see, that breathing diesel fumes from buses (the only legal) transportation is good for your sinues.
Bug-eye Tim seems unworried about his mother, quote, “she has to wait for her social security checks to eat.” (unquote).
I wonder which of the dictator’s rules she broke to be punished so.
“Remember,” says Bug-eye Tim, “one man’s terrorist is a another man’s playground director.”